MisterLettuce Smells Weird!

This is MisterLettuce's website. MisterLettuce doesn't really do html. He still does have some links. He doesn't really know why he is referring to himself in the third person.

This is the place where you get your Dead Milkmen goodies at.

I make really bad music. Go listen to it here. You can even pay money for it if you want!

I shoot videos of bands. You might like 'em.

The early bird catches the worm!

...but does the worm think "that's the way we all go."